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[x] Said something ridiculous and then question what you just said.
[x] Accidentally grabbed your friend inappropriately.
[x] Ever been grabbed inappropriately by your friend on accident.
[] Named a pet by the species.
[] Walked up to a stranger on the street and hugged them because you thought they were a family member.
[] Told someone you were the wrong age because you actually forgot what age you were.
[x] Laughed really hard at something then forgot what you were laughing at.
[x] Pulled up to a drive through menu at fast food restaurant and ordered something that wasn't on their menu.
[x] Laughed at a joke your friend said before you realized they weren't joking.
[x] Worn a t-shirt backwards in public without realizing.
Total: 7

[] Slept in your friend's car because you were scared of their boyfriend's/girlfriend's father.
[x] Tried to open a door that says it's locked.
[x] Tried to put your car in gear before turning it on.
[] Fallen asleep while driving.
[x] Stared at a green light thinking it's red.
[] Lost your keys in the ignition.
[] Locked your keys in the trunk.
[] Ordered something at a restaurant then complained when you received your food because you thought you ordered something else when you didn't.
[x] Walked up to the wrong car thinking it was yours.
Total: 11

[] Tried to unlock said car and wondered why it wasn't working.
[] Gotten into someone else's car thinking it was yours and wondered why the keys didn't fit in the ignition.
[] Walked into someone else's apartment thinking it was yours.
[] Gotten into the wrong side of a car and wondered where the steering wheel went.
[x] Made a joke about someone before realizing they could hear you.
[] Driven on the wrong side of the road and then argued with your friend about it.
[] Run your car into a street divider.
[] Waited for a biker to pass before you turned when the bike is down the street.
[x] Started singing a song out loud before forgetting the rest of the lyrics.
[] Reply on a journal thinking it was your friend when it wasn't.
Total: 13

[] Saw a fan made emoticon and used it
[] Drawn a picture of your character before realizing it looks exactly like another character.
[x] Written up a full idea for a story before realizing it sounds exactly like an already published story.
[] Befriended someone online that sounded so much like another friend you honestly believed they were the same person.
[x] Gotten emails for a website that you never signed up for.
[x] Read an entire new book before realizing you have actually read the book before.
[x] Forgotten what you did that morning.
[x] Lost a bracelet on your wrist.
[x] Lost a hair tie in your hair.
Total: 19

[] Talked to a fictional character on Facebook and actually forgotten you weren't really talking to the character.
[] Accidentally hit the wall and thought someone was hiding in your room.
[] Realized that you wouldn't pass a field sobriety test, even if you're sober.
[] Have ever joked about someone being in your closet then spend a good amount of time threatening the person in the closet.
[] Had a poster above the bed in your room, then move the bed and were too lazy to move the poster, too.
[x] Shouted out the answer to a question on the TV.
[x] Argued with the TV.
[x] Shouted at an actor in the movie you're watching who was doing something stupid.
[x] Spouted random facts in the middle of a movie.
[] Tried to use your pen tablet and was frustrated that it wasn't working before realizing it wasn't plugged in.
Total: 23

[] Turned on Netflix then tried to use the TV remote to change the channel.
[x] Taken a meme and realized how much you actually fail.
[x] Had a parent try to use "cool" words.
[x] Corrected a teacher in class.
[x] Had a conversation with yourself.
[x] Woken up and forgotten where you were.
[x] Done an assignment before realizing you did the wrong one.
[] Saw an infomercial and you were honestly convinced you NEEDED what they were selling.
[x] Yelled at the TV because they said something that frustrated you.
[x] Been so bored you did homework just for entertainment purposes.
Total: 31

[] Been afraid of your birth element. Example – Being Sagittarius and afraid of fire.
[x] Laughed so hard you squirted liquid out your nose.
[x] Done something that hurt just because you wanted it to hurt.
[x] Planned who you would haunt if you were a ghost.
[x] Saw yourself in the mirror and briefly wondered who else was in the room.
[] Been given relationship advice from someone much younger than you.
[x] Laughed for at least 5 minutes at something that wasn't funny.
[] Named your computer.
[x] Told your friend that your computer only responds when you talk to it a certain way.
[] Bought food at a restaurant when you weren't hungry just because the waiter/waitress was really cute.
Total so far: 37

[x] Been really excited to build a pillow fort when you were older than 12.
[] Made a clubhouse out of something dangerous, like blackberry thorns.
[x] Become obsessed with a children's show.
[x] Tried to fix the color on a TV and made it worse.
[] Started talking like a fictional character in conversation with someone else.
[] Wanted to live on a deserted island.
[x] Been asked what you would bring to a deserted island and considered it planning for the future.
[x] Honestly wished a TV show or movie was real.
[] Been so bored you made a Facebook, an email, and a Skype for a fictional character.
[x] Tried to twist open a bottle cap that wasn't a twist cap.
Total: 43

[] Used a bottle opener on a bottle cap that was twist off.
[] Skinned your knuckle opening a bottle cap with a coin.
[] Written a popular story, left it alone for a year, then come back to realize it sucked.
[] Told a stranger you loved them because you thought they were family.
[x] Heard a completely nonsexual statement and thought something sexual about it.
[] Called someone either a bothersome dirt child or a filthy pig-beast when they knew nothing about Invader Zim.
[] Gotten busted by the cops and personally knew the cop who caught you.
[] Been really surprised when you saw a battery store for the first time because you thought Invader Zim made them up.
[] Gotten a Twitter just to follow your favorite fictional character.
[] Been really excited that there is a cheese.com.
Total: 44

[] Actually looked up cheese.com when you read the previous question.
[] Stolen someone's name, then have them question why their name was in something you wrote.
[x] Quoted a TV show or movie to someone who had never seen it and confused them.
[x] Seen a movie just because it looked terrible.
[x] Been really excited with the idea of dissecting something.
[] Been really excited at the idea of headshotting zombies.
[x] Liked a dream more than real life.
[] Made or bought a t-shirt that a character in a TV show wore.
[] Saw the sun and wondered when the moon got so bright.
[] Gotten really excited when you saw a new kind of soda in a glass bottle.
Total: 48

Overall Total: 48

0-10 = You don't fail.
10-20 = You're normal.
20-30 = You're above normal.
30-40 = You fail.
40-50 = You FAIL.
50-60 = Failsauce.
60-70 = Ridiculous.
70-80 = Wow.
80-90 = Super failsauce.
90-100 = This is just sad.